Bumble is an app that I’m very new to but I was hopeful to meet a good catch here since 9 out of the 10 guys you find have good jobs, went to top schools and are smokin’ hot. I matched with Mike – yay! And decided that since only girls can message guys what do I have to lose. I started what I was hoping to be a casual conversation with Mike that would eventually one day lead to a nice night out, 2nd and 3rd dates, an engagement and a wedding. He definitely pulled the reigns on that when he instead responded to my “hey – any fun weekend plans?” with a confident “hey – just to be honest, I think you’re hot and I’m just looking for a hookup. Free tonight?” No, Mike, for you, I’m never free.

Side note, thanks for the honesty.